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The Chamber is a think tank, a membership organization, and an overwhelmingly Republican partisan political group

By Laurence Shoup

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Capitalists have to constantly devise ways to overcome the chronic problems of their degenerating system. One central source of these problems is the tendency for the rate of profit to fall. Another factor is the fact that capitalism undermines the conditions for its own (and everyone’s) existence by destroying nature to accumulate resources.

 

The capitalist class has a number of organizations, usually identified as “think tanks” or “policy organizations,” that undertake the system-managing tasks of advance planning—including idea generation, policy development, propaganda, and political action. One of the most central and powerful of these capitalist organizations is the little-studied U.S. Chamber of Commerce, which the Washington Post recently called “the largest advocacy group in the nation.” It has been especially active during the current crisis of capital and its activities have amounted to a renewed war against working class interests at home and abroad.

 

A Portrait of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce

 

Founded in 1912, the Chamber is, in its own words: “The world’s largest business federation representing the interests of more than three million businesses of all sizes, sectors, and regions, as well as state and local chapters and industry associations.” Thousands of state and local Chambers of Commerce and hundreds of business associations are part of the U.S. Chamber—it is estimated to have about 300,000 members.

 

Although it stresses its small business connections, the organization largely reflects the interests of its large corporate members. For example, the top leadership of the Chamber is composed of very wealthy people with close ties to the largest U.S. corporations. The Chamber’s current president and CEO (since 1997) Thomas J. Donahue—whose pay for one year’s work (2008) was $3.7 million—is also a director of Union Pacific Corporation. Donohue’s fellow board members include the retired chair of Conoco Phillips, a general partner of Brown Brothers Harriman, the former chair and CEO of Weyerhaeuser, and former executives with DuPont, Phelps Dodge, and Louisiana Pacific.

 

The Chamber is also (since 2004) a corporate member of the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR), another central organization of the U.S. capitalist class of which Donahue is a member. The Chamber’s board chair, Thomas D. Bell, Jr., is a CFR member and has been a corporate executive at: Ball Corporation (an industrial corporation with about 14,000 employees); Young and Rubican (an advertising agency with about 16,000 employees); Gulfstream Aerospace Corporation; Norfolk Southern; and SecurAmerica. The immediate past chair of the Chamber of Commerce and current chair of the Chamber’s executive committee is Robert S. Milligan, who is also the chair of MI Industries, and serves on the President’s Council of the National Association of Manufacturers. His wife is on the Board of Directors of Wells Fargo Bank and other corporations.

 

 

The Chamber is simultaneously a think tank, a membership organization, and a partisan political (overwhelmingly Republican) organization with numerous branches and activities. The Chamber’s key activities and sub-organizations include an in-house law firm, the National Chamber Litigation Center, which typically files over 100 new cases each year. In 2009, for example, it brought suit in court 134 times, challenging a variety of what the Chamber calls “anti-business measures.”

 

The U.S. Chamber also sponsors an “Institute for 21st Century Energy,” the work of which includes studying the geopolitics of U.S. energy security risks, focusing on securing oil and gas supplies in the Middle East through U.S. foreign and military domination. General James L. Jones, Jr., the president of this institute, was asked by President Obama to be his National Security Advisor. Before entering the government, Jones was also a director of Chevron and Boeing Corporation, two of the largest multinational corporations. The current vice president of the Institute is Frederick C. Smith, who, like Jones, is a former U.S. military officer. Smith spent time in Iraq during the Bush years as a senior military advisor. His job was to disband the Iraqi army and create a new “Ministry of Defense” for Iraq along U.S. lines. He recalled that the British advisers with whom he worked in Iraq made the “greatest contribution” due to their “imperial background,” which made them able to contribute more to the “nation building” (i.e., creating a U.S. colony) efforts in which he was engaged.

 

The Chamber also runs the Center for International Private Enterprise (CIPE), which is part of the U.S. government-funded National Endowment for Democracy (NED). In 2009, the entire CIPE operating budget came from NED, the Department of State, and USAID. As is the case for other Chamber programs, the purpose of CIPE is to push private enterprise capitalism and “market-oriented reform” on vulnerable nations and peoples, especially those of the developing world and Eastern Europe. Nations under U.S. military occupation or threatened by violence from U.S. armed forces are among the key targets of CIPE. This is illustrated first by the locations of its six field offices as of September 2010—Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, Egypt, Romania, and Russia. Also illustrative of CIPE priorities is its funding by region. Fully 45 percent of its total funding program in 2009 went to the Middle East and North Africa, with another 14 percent to Asia, 12 percent to Eurasia, and 10 percent to Latin America. As reported in CIPE’s 2009 Annual Report, it has been very active in “developing a favorable investment climate” in Iraq by instructing Iraqi businesspeople on such topics as organization management, business environment analysis, provincial investment strategy development, and marketing. In its work it cooperates closely with the U.S. embassy in Iraq, by far the largest embassy in the world (and the largest every built by any country in world history).

 

CIPE’s 21-person board of directors consists of the same type of corporate ruling class leaders that run the Chamber. Six of the 21 are members of the Council on Foreign Relations, including the Chamber’s president and CEO Thomas J. Donohoe. The 21 all have current or had former executive positions in leading U.S. corporations, most of which have extensive military or foreign business interests. These include Intel, Raytheon, Rand, Nike, Bankers Trust, Northwest Capital, Gap, Google, Facebook, and the Fairfax Group.

 

Another central component of the Chamber’s work is political lobbying and campaign funding activities. It devotes substantial amounts of money pressing politicians to do their bidding, making it, in the words of the New York Times, “the biggest lobbyist in the United States.” The effort is “bi-partisan” in that both Democrats and Republicans are lobbied extensively by the Chamber. But about 90 percent of the Chamber’s campaign donations go to fund attack ads against Democrats or directly aid Republican candidates. The Chamber spent tens of millions of dollars during the 2010 election year, mostly to help elect Republicans, focusing strategically on the close races that determined control of the House of Representatives.

 

The money for this ambitious agenda comes from a handful of donors. A study by the New York Times (10/22/10) found that, although the Chamber says it represents 3 million businesses and has about 300,000 members, nearly half of its $140 million donations in 2008 came from only 45 donors. There is little doubt that these big donors, typically giving over $1 million at a time, give to the Chamber as a way to launder their money and hide their interest, such as when Dow Chemical gave $1.7 million in 2009 so that the Chamber could work against regulations that Dow opposed. Although the Chamber tries to keep its donors secret, the Times discovered that other recent large corporate donors to the Chamber have included Goldman Sachs, Chevron/Texaco, Prudential Financial, News Corporation (owner of the Wall Street Journal and Fox News), and a foundation closely linked to American Insurance Group (AIG).

 

The Chamber’s Current Policies

 

On July 14, 2010 the U.S. Chamber of Commerce laid out its reactionary policy positions in a critical “open letter” to President Obama. With this letter the Chamber illustrated that capitalists are never satisfied unless the president is 100 percent for big business and the rich. Obama is viewed as standing at the inadequate level of around 90 percent. The Chamber stated at the outset of the letter that it had supported the Obama administration’s bailouts of giant corporations on Wall Street and the auto and insurance industries, as well as the economic stimulus program (a major part of which was government aid to business). The Chamber argued, however, that Obama had gone too far, straying “from the proven principles of American free enterprise” with “major tax increases,” “massive deficits,” and “job-destroying regulation.”

 

Ignoring the key roles of capitalist free market policies in general and the Republican Party in particular in generating today’s crisis, the Chamber blamed the Obama administration and the capitalist state for unemployment, underemployment, low consumer confidence, depressed housing and stock markets, and the sputtering economic recovery. Arguing that the role of government is to “establish the right conditions” for the private sector in order to “foster economic growth” (i.e., protect the class system, increase profits, and accumulate additional capital for those already rich), the Chamber stated that the Obama administration and Congress had not fulfilled their roles. Instead, the Chamber said that the Democrats had created “uncertainty,” causing banks to be “reluctant” to lend and American corporations afraid to invest. What the Chamber was actually doing with this statement was justifying a capitalist strike by business, encouraging non-investment because it believed that business could gain government concessions and paralyze the very weak reformist tendencies in current government with this tactic.

 

The U.S. Chamber identified the government policies that it felt would set the “right conditions” for American business to end a capitalist strike. These include:

 

·     tax relief for business

 

·     “modernization of entitlements” (code words for gutting Social Security and Medicare benefits that retired working have already fully paid for)

 

·     full-scale drilling in “oil, gas, and shale leases” on government land

 

·     full-scale timber harvesting on national forest lands

 

·     opening foreign markets

 

·     privatizing the nation’s transportation and water infrastructure by removing regulations and legal and financial limitations on private investment

 

·     stopping the Labor Department’s “restrictive workplace policies” and forthcoming “sweeping changes” in “union-management relations” expected from the National Labor Relations Board

 

·     incentives and “legal surety” for investment in “clean coal technologies, carbon capture systems, and massive expansion of nuclear power”

 

·     an end to the “regulatory burden” on business that will cause jobs to “simply disappear or be sent offshore”

 

The Chamber is in effect saying: “force down workers’ wages further and assure us more profit or we will continue our capital strike by sending our money to other nations.”

 

Critique of Chamber’s Reactionary Program

 

The audaciously reactionary program of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce can be critiqued at a number of levels. First, although it is an organization that supposedly opposes the cost, scale, and power of the federal government, it is clear that the Chamber and many of the businesses within it welcome federal help for their own corporations and the capitalist class generally. The Chamber admits that it supported the stimulus and bailouts of top Wall Street firms, auto corporations, and American Insurance Group, paid for by the taxpayers. Its own CIPE program is also totally government funded. In its open letter to President Obama, the Chamber also demanded incentives and legal safeguards from the government. Yet, it wants cuts to Social Security and Medicare, leaving out the fact that those “entitlements” have been paid for by recipients through payroll deductions. The Chamber’s hypocrisy is breathtaking as it is happy to take the government’s corporate welfare handouts, but does not want other elements of society, especially workers, to receive a dime of benefits.

 

The Chamber is also mistaken when it complains about “job-destroying” regulations. Wall Street firms, British Petroleum, American Insurance Group, Massey Coal, Exxon-Mobil (just to cite a few examples), and numerous other death-dealing, job killing, and ecology destroying capitalist organizations have been and still are seriously under-regulated. These and other powerful corporations have been able to frequently kill working people with their safety violations, wipe out jobs with their speculation, and inflict serious damage on life-giving ecologies with minimal government interference.

 

 

Secondly, the Chamber’s rule or ruin policies are class war from above. This includes its encouragement of a capitalist strike and export of jobs. The U.S. Chamber assumes that capitalism is an eternal order, not subject to challenge or change. It cares mainly about profit and little about human life, human development, higher culture, or ecological sanity. Believers in the divine right of capital to rule, Chamber leaders want to utilize the sphere of government as their own personal errand boy. The Chamber assumes that capital creates all value and the workers are only an expense.

 

Expand or Die

 

Finally, as a personification of capital, the Chamber of Commerce must be critiqued from a standpoint outside of the capitalist system. The perspective taken as appropriate is a critique of capital from an ecosocialist perspective. (See Joel Kovel’s The Enemy of Nature: The End of Capitalism or the End of the World.) As Kovel points out, the current crisis facing humanity, especially the ecological crisis, grows out of the normal workings of capitalism. These normal workings include a radical eco-destructiveness embedded in capital’s DNA, summed up by the term “expand or die.” Having this constantly growing system (always stressing and acting upon the necessity of endless growth) dominating economic and social development on a finite planet with limited resources will, and is, leading humanity and many other life forms towards catastrophe. Capitalism’s normal operation also precludes it from being reformed in any serious fashion. As a system it is not capable of real reform. This means that we, the workers, must go on the offensive, confront, and overthrow the power of a small class of wealthy capitalists as represented by the Chamber and end its alienating reign or face the destruction of our world.

 

What has to be created in its stead, through a massive struggle for our commons, is “free associations of the producers,” a society in which the means of production (part of the commons) will be accessible to all and people will create and freely self-determine which collective association they want to engage for mutual productive activity. These free associations will produce mainly for individual and collective use (i.e., stress use-values) and radically reduce the domain of exchange-value (i.e., reduce production and sale of commodities in order to accumulate capital). This means full employment and worthwhile work that people control themselves. In such an ecosocialist system, forms (both means and ends) of productive use-value activity that foster ecosystem integrity will be valorized and practices that harm that integrity will be ended. Fully democratic practice will also be central in this ecosocialist future, involving coming into our full species power, beyond current notions of property and the state.

 

In short, the transformative vision that we are moving towards must be wider and deeper than any subsumed under the labels of past struggles. We must aspire to construct free lives with a higher meaning than accumulating things and asserting power over nature and others. Only by consciously developing our creative human powers, and unifying in a class struggle from below, can we remake ourselves and achieve our full humanity.

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Laurence H. Shoup is an historian and author living in Oakland, California. His latest book is Rulers and Rebels: A People’s History of Early California, 1769-1901 ( iUniverse, 2010).


From: Z Net – The Spirit Of Resistance Lives
URL: http://www.zcommunications.org/the-u-s-chamber-of-commerce-responds-to-the-crisis-of-capitalism-by-laurence-shoup

‘Wait, That Can’t Be Right,’ Scientists Say

February 17, 2011 | ISSUE 47•07

Researchers say their goat-human evolution theory, on second thought, does feel a little off

NEW YORK—An international team of anthropologists announced Monday it had traced the lineage of Homo sapiens back to a single large Pliocene-era goat.

“We have mapped out each of the diverse branches of the human family back to the dawn of our species,” Douglas Ochs of Columbia University said, “and found that the common ancestor of all living humans was an immense and cognitively advanced goat that roamed the earth 3.4 million years ago, foraging for…uh…”

“Hmm,” added Ochs, pausing for a moment. “You know what? Now that I’m actually saying it out loud, it’s starting to sound a little weird. Am I…is this the right research paper?”

After staring down at his notes and then quickly shuffling through some files, a visibly flustered Ochs called for aides to cut the looping CGI animation projected behind him, which showed several horned proto-humans covered in thick full-body coats of mohair walking across an African savanna.

Enlarge ImageAnthropologists claim the early human pictured above “subsisted largely on…wait, is that really the right picture?”

“If everyone could just give me a minute—this all made sense when we started the conference,” Ochs said. “Kevin, can you hand me that folder?”

Funded by a grant from the Smithsonian Institution, the 17-year inquiry into the origins of the human race brought together 12 top anthropologists from around the world to pursue the single-large-goat theory, which participants in Monday’s presentation assured audience members “felt more plausible when we came up with it, really it did.”

The landmark study culminates in this week’s release of a 270-page report explaining the structure of prehistoric humans’ short, upturned woolly tails and identifying the roots of early Indo-European† language in goat bleating, which, Ochs stated, “maybe [they] should have double-checked real quick” before the paper went to publication.

“There may be some slight inconsistencies in a few of our results, but I assure you these bone samples and behavioral analyses are all, well…look, I’m not going to stand here and tell you they’re not a little ridiculous-looking,” said Regina Hubbard-Price, associate director of the American Anthropological Association. “Obviously, with hindsight, yes, it’s somewhat odd that our theory presupposes complex hunter-gatherer societies composed of large, 250-pound bipedal goat-men. But a lot of thought went into this, I swear.”

“Maybe we should have listened to Cliff [Geertz] back at the beginning when he kept emphasizing that humans don’t look like goats,” Hubbard-Price added.

As their colleagues huddled together and whispered behind them, researchers from Australia and Japan explained how one 6-foot-tall goat with a hominid skeletal structure spawned numerous goat-human hybrids over a period of 1.8 million years. In a series of PowerPoint slides, they then showed that our ancestors used their prehensile upper lips to perform basic agricultural tasks and stomped out crude pottery with their cloven feet, theories that team members stopped reading aloud to the assembled audience almost immediately after reaching the words “cloven feet.”

“Okay, so I’m reading this now, and it says, ‘After trotting out of Africa nearly 2 million years ago, our earliest ancestors used their strong hooves and hindquarters to climb up steep mountain slopes in search of delicious moss,’” said British anthropologist Oliver Cranmore, reading from the report and shaking his head. “The thing is, I think I actually wrote that part. And I remember feeling very confident and excited about it at the time. This is weird.”

After opening the floor to questions, researchers said they were now able to pinpoint what should have been warning signs that their findings were problematic, such as the moment 10 years ago when none of them could account for why present-day humans don’t have horns, or the realization in the spring of 2004 that goats today exhibit virtually no humanlike characteristics whatsoever.

In spite of such incongruities, most of the scientists maintained that much of the physical evidence appeared to corroborate the goat- human connection, from countless Paleolithic cave paintings of goats, to the fact that many of man’s earliest gods and demons took the form of goats, to colleague Lou Samedi’s narrow, pointy beard.

“You know what? This might actually still be right,” said University of California professor Han Choi, leafing through printouts of data. “Some male goats can reach almost 160 pounds, and that’s pretty close to a normal-sized man.”

“So, if you think about it,” Choi added before trailing off. “Hold on, sorry.”   

I have been looking at the CNN article on the latest budget cuts

House approves $60 billion in budget cuts – Feb. 18, 2011

Among some of the cuts are the following:

  • Block all federal funding for Planned Parenthood
  • Bar any federal agency from spending money on implementing the new health care law
  • Lmit the activities of the Environmental Protection Agency

I would be the first to agree that something needs to be done to address the spending that is taking this country into bankruptcy, what I hate to see that as usual these conservative republicans are recommending that we accomplish this by doing away with programs that are providing good.  Let’s start reducing spending bY

  • Reducing the salary of ALL politicians
  • Having all Washington and state politicians get on a “regular” health care plan, one they have to pay for and one that doesn’t last them the rest of their lives
  • Ending the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan (estimatied to cost $170.7 billion in 2011)

Don’t sell that cow

The 98 year old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink but she refused. Then one of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk. Back at Mother Superior’s bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop. “Mother,” the nuns asked with earnest, “please give us some wisdom before you die.”

She raised herself up in bed and with a pious look on her face said, “Don’t sell that cow.

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  •  08.23.10 | ISSUE 46•33

    According to the head of the largest call center outsourcing firm in the country, the poor job market has made the cost of hiring a call center worker in the United States the same as hiring one in India.

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AUSTIN, TX—Following a series of embarrassingly backward laws recently enacted in Arizona, Texas governor Rick Perry pledged Wednesday to do everything in his power to reestablish his state as the most regressive in the nation. “I commend Arizona for its commitment to exceedingly draconian social policies, but [Arizona Governor] Jan Brewer should know that we still have some real doozies up our sleeve,” said Perry, referring to Arizona’s passage of the strictest immigration law in recent U.S. history, as well as its measures allowing concealed weapons to be carried without a permit and banning ethnic studies programs in public schools. “Don’t forget, we just put an ultraconservative stamp on our educational curriculum that’s going to affect the textbooks the whole country uses, and I’m still the only governor nutso enough to float secession. Mark my words, we’ll be back and more fucked up than ever!” Sources close to Perry said that Texas may soon start storing undocumented migrant workers in dog cages while courts decide their immigration status, though Arizona plans to counter with a giant cannon that will be used to shoot anyone with a skin tone darker than ochre who crosses the border from Mexico.    http://www.theonion.com/articles/texas-vows-to-reclaim-title-of-most-regressive-sta,17980/

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The Republican Response – Doctoring Jefferson

Delivering the Republican response from the Virginia Statehouse, Gov. Bob McDonnell used a slightly doctored quote that he attributed to an early predecessor, Thomas Jefferson, the second governor of the Commonwealth of Virginia:

McDonnell: It was Thomas Jefferson who called for “a wise and frugal Government which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry … and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned.” He was right.

That’s a selective paraphrase of what Jefferson actually said in his first inaugural address, when he was sworn in as the nation’s third president. What Jefferson really said was:

Jefferson, March 4, 1801: Still one thing more, fellow-citizens — a wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government, and this is necessary to close the circle of our felicities.

So Jefferson first said a wise government “shall restrain men from injuring one another,” something that could today be taken as an endorsement of government regulation. By leaving that part out, McDonnell made Jefferson — founder of what has become the modern Democratic Party — sound a good bit more like an anti-tax, anti-regulation Republican than he was in reality.

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Lawrence E. Joseph: The Solar ‘Katrina’ Storm That Could Take Our Power Grid Out For Years.

Email signatures might be more annoying than you think, but we all experience plenty more gaffes, annoyances, and misfires in our inbox. We asked our savvy readers to share their biggest email annoyances, and here’s what they said.

Note: It’s impossible to make hard-and-fast rules about email etiquette, and in some instances, you may completely disagree with the sentiment expressed. At the very least, though, it’s worthwhile to know that some people may be annoyed by that behavior.

“Sent From My”

Does keeping an automatic “Sent from my iPhone/iPad/BlackBerry/mobile” signature on your device-typed emails provide helpful information about the context of your message, or does it just imply you’re too busy to properly address someone’s thoughts?

Many respondents had a fairly instinctual dislike of “Sent from my.” Paul Duke summed up much of the sentiment:

“Sent from my iPhone” may as well say “I don’t know how to change my settings, or am too pretentious to try”

And Peter Alexander rounded out the chorus:

“Sent from my iPhone / bb” always makes me think I’m only worth a quick note on a phone. It doesn’t look professional.

Kim Schoenfeld Cluff Price provided a different kind of “Sent from my” side-effect—office status sniping:

… A few years back I sent an email to a former co-worker, but then jealous business associate, (with a) “From my Verizon Wireless Blackberry” (signature), and her response was a very snooty one closed with a “Sent from my *company name* Office Computer.” I had no idea that smartphones were still a status symbol at that point (heck, there was no reason she could not have purchased one herself, or even gotten one for FREE from her cell provider) and I politely explained that this was something added by Verizon, not me, and that it was for her benefit. This was by no means the only Bi%$#y thing she said to me, but I shared them all around the office and provided great amusement to my co-workers.

But that’s only a consideration of the default “Sent from my [MobileDeviceGoesHere]” message. Many readers had suggestions for clever, or just more appropriate, substitutions:

Nausher Cholavaram:

“Sent from my iPhone” sounds lame, but ” iTyped with my iThumbs ” sounds good.

Tim Clevenger suggested, via Facebook, a refreshingly direct and honest “Sent from” replacement:

I like the “Sent from my…” because then I know that the sender isn’t being rude or terse, but is limited by his/her keyboard. I changed mine to say, “Sent from my mobile. Please excuse the brevity, spelling and punctuation.”

Disclaimers and Reminders

Few people like emails that tell them what to do. Fewer still enjoy prompts and huge blocks of text that try to impose unnecessary instructions on them with every single message.

Dan MacWilliam was succinct and sincere in his dislike of legal disclaimers:

Three paragraph legal disclaimer that’s longer than the message. Also: attached logos or graphics.

You know of which Dan speaks—the message-warping text that tells you a message was only intended for a certain person, and that it’s not certified legal advice or financial information, and that if you should happen to receive the message unintentionally, you are to delete every copy of it on any server you know of … and so forth.

Amy Robertson was among many who find “Please consider the environment” tag lines to be, at best, useless, but more likely applying a condescending tone of voice to every email sent:

The worst: “Please consider the environment before printing this email.” I’ll print if I need to, whether or not you nag me!

As an email respondent (asking to remain unnamed) put it, “The folks who are attaching those environmental “Don’t print this email” lines are the ones most likely to print out huge emails themselves. No need to spread the panic.”

“Thanks” and “Cheers”

Most of us learn at a young age that “Thank you” is exceedingly elastic. The phrase can either carry sincere gratitude, or become the grating tip of a phony iceberg. Ending one’s missives with unnecessary, inauthentic goodwill can rile up a lot of people.

Daniel Champagne:

Auto responses like “Thank you for your email! I am extremely busy and will get back to you soon.” Aren’t we all busy.. at work?

Ryan Noah offered this on Facebook:

Thanks in advance—as opposed to thanks from the past? It’s stupid and irritating. Doesn’t “thanks” suffice? I also hate when “Thanks” is part of the email signature and has nothing to do with the email. Ed. note: He added, “Sent from Eudora on my Commodore Colt.

Cheers, too, got its share of dislike—especially when used outside British pubs, or the UK in general:

John London shared on Facebook:

The CFO of the company I use to work for had the signature “Cheers” once he sent out an email to all managers that said there would be no raises that year “Cheers” …. lots of pissed off people that day lol

Allyson Robinson

Cheers,” as the sender is almost never (a) British or (b) sharing a drink with me

We’ve also heard that, like “Cheers”, a lot of people consider “Best” a brush-off.

Needless, Nagging Euphemisms

Outside the context of signatures, disclaimers, and auto-text, our readers suggested a few other changes they’d make in the email world they would run themselves:

Anna Lozo suggested two of her least favorite phrases:

“We need to”. translation: xyz needs to be done but i’m such a gutless wonder manager that i couldn’t direct a piss-up in a brewery so i’m not actually going to come out and directly tell any of you to do it, i’m just going to say it needs doing and treat all of you with disapproving silence when we meet again for our four hour review next week and it hasn’t been done. my response (which NEVER fails to totally freak them out): “so who would you like to do it and when do you want it done by?”

Jason N. Bishop, in addition to his dislike of environmental reminders, shared on Facebook his particular corporate cliches:

“touch base with”; “circle back”; “to be honest”;

Angelo Stavro provided one really simple change we’re definitely on board with:

Using the CC field when you should use the BCC field to send out a mass e-mail. Keep my address private, dammit!

Brandon Rome sounds like a man who’s been on the receiving end of a few tech support requests:

“I owe you a beer!” because they never pay up :[


If you didn’t get a chance to share your least favorite email-isms and habits on our Twitter or Facebook posts, feel free to let it all out in the comments!

Send an email to Kevin Purdy, the author of this post, at kevin@lifehacker.com.

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Spending on gas up 85% over five years ago

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Household Spending On Gasoline Up 85 Percent Over Five Years Ago;
Oil Industry Banks Record Profits

(Washington, D.C.) – Households are spending about $1,000 more per year for gasoline than they were just five years ago, an 85 percent increase according to consumer groups’ analysis in testimony prepared for the House Judiciary Committee.

Between January and May 2007, gasoline prices have increased 80 cents—60 cents going toward increased refining and marketing prices, according to Consumer Federation of America and Consumers Union. According to the testimony, the lack of investment in refining capacity and other market failures have resulted in record prices for consumers and profits for the oil industry.

“In the past five years the oil industry has picked consumers pockets for 200 billion in excess profits,” says Mark Cooper, Director of Research for Consumer Federation of America. “Today’s high gasoline prices highlight fundamental problems in the industry – a lack of competition that enables oil companies to exploit a tight market,” added Cooper. “It is time for Congress and the Administration to do their part to help alleviate the pain consumers are feeling at the pump.”

For years, the consumer groups have called on Congress and the Administration to provide greater oversight over oil industry market practices, as well as creating strategic refinery and product reserves, and policies that promote reducing the nation’s oil consumption.

CFA and Consumers Union recommend Congress and the Administration take immediate steps to help alleviate future spikes in gas prices. The recommendations include:

*Setting aggressive, concrete targets for reducing America’s oil consumption, including increasing miles per gallon standards for vehicles, (CAFÉ standards).

· *A strategic refinery reserve and a strategic product reserve that are dedicated to ensuring we have excess capacity sufficient to discipline pricing abuse.

*Mechanisms that prevent pricing abuse in the energy markets including formation of a joint task force of federal and state Attorneys General to monitor the structure, conduct and performance of gasoline markets, with an emphasis on unilateral actions that raise prices.

*A national policy that promotes the research, production and use of biofuels.

*Effective oversight by federal anti-trust authorities to monitor unilateral actions that result in oil price increases.

“An anti-competitive market and mismanagement are bilking consumers, while filling oil industry coffers,” added Cooper. “It is time for Congress and the Administration to address abusive oil industry practices.”

Contact: Mark Cooper, CFA, 301-807-1623; Jen Fuson, CU, 202-462-6262, fusoje@consumer.org

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